Theatre Kween lifetime flair for the dramatic 

 

When I left show business, it was not without a grand finale. Before flying from New York to Texas, I Sharpied insults on my old headshots and littered them down 8th Avenue à la Regina George in Mean Girls. 

Below are theatre video memes I've created. They're niche. But to save you all, I am not in them. I hope that helps.

Thank you, and don't cry for me, Argentina.

(Musical Interlude)

The orchestra swells. But what does the actor do during that time?

Wait a minute.

Just a minute.

No. No. No. No.

It is exactly that. It is that line over and over again. 

And Alexander is penniless HA.

It is exactly that. It is that line over and over again. 

For ME

Screaming is good acting.

Well, Mister Snow,

here I am!

Make big choices. Or don't.

I love the words.

There's a longtime rumor that the former Wicked costars Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth are not the best of friends. Whether or not that's true, I wanted to poke the bear a bit.

Introduction

The greatest introduction to a musical ever: "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'". Or something like that.

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